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		<description><![CDATA[Spoilers follow. In Ridley Scott&#8217;s outstanding cosmic-horror film, Alien (1979), Sigourney Weaver brought to life a tough heroine in the character of Ripley, the film&#8217;s sole human survivor. (The ship&#8217;s cat, Jones, survives through all of the first three Alien pictures, for all we know, thanks to his rescue by Ripley.) After touching down on [...]]]></description>
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<p>In Ridley Scott&#8217;s outstanding cosmic-horror film, <em>Alien </em>(1979), Sigourney Weaver brought to life a tough heroine in the character of Ripley, the film&#8217;s sole human survivor. (The ship&#8217;s cat, Jones, survives through all of the first three <em>Alien</em> pictures, for all we know, thanks to his rescue by Ripley.) After touching down on a distant, barren planet and enduring the horrors of being hunted by an alien aboard the working-class ore-hauling spaceship, the <em>Nostromo</em>, she escapes the ordeal aboard a shuttle called <em>Narcissus</em>, where she enters stasis, called hypersleep, for the long journey back to Earth.</p>
<p>I doubt anyone involved in the production of <em>Alien</em> meant it this way, but Ripley&#8217;s visit to that alien planet and her experiences in the crucible of the <em>Nostromo</em> were the catalyst for her apotheosis. She entered hypersleep as a mortal woman—entombed like a pharaoh with a cat—but she emerged in James Cameron&#8217;s sequel, <em>Aliens</em> (1986), as something more. This essay looks not at Ripley, the survivor of <em>Alien</em>, but at Ripley, the heroine of the special-edition cuts of <em>Aliens</em> and <em>Alien 3 </em>(1992).</p>
<p>This Ripley is a mythic figure, a goddess both imperfect and powerful, whose searching and suffering are grounded in human motives and pain but played out on a grand, cosmic stage with the fate of humanity at stake.</p>
<p>The mythology of Ripley&#8217;s galaxy is not exactly the same as that of our Earth. Important figures take on different guises and forms in outer space than they did in the classical world, and not every facet of the future is mythic in attitude or scope. Sometimes a pulse rifle is just a pulse rifle.</p>
<p>To be clear, this is a reading of a cinematic universe as it exists in the eyes of one viewer—me—not a speculation on the intentions of the filmmakers. Put another way, this is quasi-academic bullshit. I&#8217;m asking you to consider another way of looking at Ripley, not arguing for one &#8220;true&#8221; interpretation of these films. This way of looking at <em>Aliens</em> takes us back in time, not to the productions of <em>Aliens</em> or <em>Alien</em>, but back past antiquity into the shadowy prehistory of legend, to a story older than the Olympians…</p>
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<h1>Part 1: Mythic Roles</h1>
<h2>The Demeter Myth</h2>
<p>Demeter is an old goddess. Her story has been told in the vicinity of the Mediterranean since ancient days. She was incorporated into the Olympian cosmogony as a sister to Hestia, Hades, Poseidon, Hera, and Zeus.</p>
<p>Not to be confused with her grandmother, Gaia (the earth), Demeter&#8217;s purview was not the earth itself but rather its generative power, its seasons and fertility, and the harvest. Demeter taught mortals the secrets of agriculture. Notions of fertility and the harvest put the cycle of life and death into her portfolio, too.</p>
<p>The earliest rites honoring Demeter became the Eleusinian mysteries, ceremonies from Mycenean Greece (c. 1500 BCE) that commemorated the tale of Demeter and her daughter, Persephone—a tale of loss, woe, and reunion to explain the earthly seasons. The Eleusinian mysteries were kind of a big deal, initiating mortal folk in a grand and holy cycle that conferred the promise of immortality, via the afterlife or an existence elevated beyond the mortal sphere as immortal gods. The mysteries, like the tale they venerate, were about death and the cycle of life. Their secret traditions survived for long centuries (until about 400 CE) and, of course, the story of Demeter and Persephone is still told.</p>
<p>Like any myth, the tale lives in variations. Different versions of the myth, from ancient days to the Homeric hymns to modern interpretations, choose to dwell on different details. Here&#8217;s the gist of it:</p>
<p>Demeter and her brother, Zeus, had a daughter called Persephone, sometimes called Kore (&#8220;the maiden&#8221;). Hades, lord of the underworld, wanted Persephone to be his bride. Zeus gave Hades his permission to one day take her as such but Hades chose not to wait. (Notice that Demeter was apparently not consulted.) When Persephone was out gathering flowers, Hades kidnapped her back to his home in the underworld.</p>
<p>When she could not find Persephone, Demeter became distraught. She would not eat or drink or bathe until she found her daughter. This is the first stage of the myth: the loss and the descent.</p>
<p>She searched across land and sea. She asked mortals and gods alike for answers but found only ignorance and lies. In some accounts, Hecate, who overheard Persephone&#8217;s capture but did not see it, comes to aid Demeter in her search. During the search, Demeter&#8217;s journeys bring her to various locales and into numerous tales, depending on the teller. She came to Eleusis and taught the people there how to worship her, thus beginning the Eleusinian mysteries. She taught agriculture to the mortal, Triptolemus, and bade him to spread knowledge and grain across the earth. This is the second stage of the myth: the search.</p>
<p>Still, Demeter, furious and heartbroken, denied the earth her power. Crops died. Nothing grew. Winter came to the land.</p>
<p>Zeus, fearing an ill fate for mortal kind, intervened. Zeus dispatched Hermes to Hades with an order to send Persephone home. Hades, sometimes begrudgingly, sometimes with a grin, obliged his brother, Zeus. Persephone and Demeter were reunited. This is the third stage of the myth: the ascent.</p>
<p>Alas, while in Hades&#8217; realm, Persephone ate a number of pomegranate seeds. (Sometimes it is just one, in other tellings it is four or six seeds.) Having tasted the food of the underworld, Persephone must return. Even Demeter accepted this was the way of it. So Persephone lived in two worlds, dividing her time between the underworld and her mother.</p>
<p>Thus the cycle was made. When Persephone is with Demeter, Demeter is glad and the earth is fertile and crops grow. When Persephone is with Hades, Demeter is forlorn and winter comes to Earth.</p>
<p>Thus the annual, seasonal cycle of life and death becomes a tale of mothers and daughters, of divine beings with earthly emotions and pains, of gods with broken hearts. And the tale over time gets told and retold, its characters adapted and interpreted and alluded to until, eventually, Persephone becomes an interstellar colonist and Demeter becomes a heartsick astronaut.</p>
<h2>Ripley Is Demeter</h2>
<div id="attachment_2872" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Earth.gif"><img class="size-full wp-image-2872" title="Ripley-Earth" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Earth.gif" alt="Ripley Is Demeter" width="500" height="274" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ripley Is Demeter</p></div>
<p><em>Aliens</em> is a new interpretation of the myth of Demeter and Persephone. It is reorganized, remixed, and renovated, but all the essential components are there. Sometimes those components are contorted, sometimes confounded, but the elemental substance of the story is on screen amid the starships, flamethrowers, and androids.</p>
<p>Ripley is Demeter. She doesn&#8217;t go through any literal transformation during her 57-year voyage from the <em>Nostromo</em> fireball to Gateway Station in orbit of Earth but she goes through an important figurative change. Ripley transforms from the human being she was in Scott&#8217;s <em>Alien</em> to a figure both human and supernal in Cameron&#8217;s sequel. We might say Ripley&#8217;s defeat of the alien in the first film was her symbolic initiation into some stellar version of the Eleusinian mysteries, raising her up above mortal ken, or we might simply attribute it to Cameron&#8217;s authorial vision for the character. However you choose to look at it, Ripley&#8217;s supernal quality is there on screen in her reintroduction near the beginning of <em>Aliens</em>, in a shot that transitions from Ripley&#8217;s face to an image of the Earth.</p>
<p>Granted, that transition carries us from the escape shuttle, <em>Narcissus</em> (a flower sacred to Demeter), into Ripley&#8217;s post-traumatic nightmare rather her reality, but that&#8217;s fitting both as a cinematic device and as a means of underlining that Ripley&#8217;s deification is symbolic. This establishes that her role in the story is divine but that her powers and vulnerabilities are those of mortal humans. (This also establishes Ripley&#8217;s reasons for both turning down the Company&#8217;s call to adventure and for answering it, later on, but remember: Ripley&#8217;s tale is not the archetypal hero&#8217;s journey but rather that of the Demeter myth.)</p>
<div id="attachment_2875" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Newt1.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2875" title="Ripley-Newt" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Newt1-300x165.png" alt="" width="300" height="165" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Demeter and Persephone</p></div>
<p>Not every role in this telling corresponds directly to a single figure in the source myth, though. Newt is a Persephone in this version of the myth and so is Ripley&#8217;s deceased biological daughter, Amanda. Each Persephone plays a subtly different and important part in Ripley&#8217;s myth. (The presence of multiple Persephones also proves important to understanding the mythic mire of <em>Alien 3</em>.)</p>
<p>Bishop, meanwhile, takes on some of the duties of Hecate, the magical companion of many and varied aspects—both man and machine, advisor and servant—but is also Hermes, the bearer of messages and the one who flies into Hades&#8217; realm for the purpose of returning Persephone. He brings Ripley true news when he reveals that Company man Carter Burke has called for the transport of the alien facehuggers back to Earth but, as a representative of the Company, Bishop is also a target of Ripley&#8217;s ire and distrust. Understandable, after having been previously lied to, imperiled, and denigrated by the Company and its android agents. As Demeter was wroth with those who kept Persephone from her with lies or obstructions, Ripley is angry with Bishop for the lies and perils that caused her to miss all her daughter, Amanda&#8217;s, many birthdays.</p>
<p>The many colonial marines—Hicks, Vasquez, Apone, Hudson, et al—stand for mortal kind. They demonstrate the dangers of traveling the underworld, die during Demeter&#8217;s despondency, and dramatize the bloodlust of Hades and the aliens. They&#8217;re part of a secondary dramatic thread in the film, providing sinew and gristle for some of the story&#8217;s action and suspense beats. Ripley&#8217;s story is the beating heart of the picture. The marines and colonists provide their blood as gore. (Note, though, how little human blood actually appears on screen in <em>Aliens</em>, particularly when compared to the blood of aliens and androids.) Still, while the mortals of the <em>Alien</em> universe may be insignificant in the regard of a vast, dangerous, and indifferent galaxy, they have significant narrative power. They get us laughing and cringing and gasping as they joke and dread and die. They light up a dark planet with the muzzle flashes of M41a pulse rifles, they struggle to survive an onslaught of organisms with perfected murderous lust, and we hope and fear for them because they are us.</p>
<h2>The Company</h2>
<p>The mythic significance in <em>Aliens</em> isn&#8217;t limited to Ripley and her companions. The film is brimming with allusions that play out over the course of the film, giving new ways to read the cinematic text.</p>
<p>The Company, for example, is potent and pervasive, either amoral or immoral in its ambitions, yet its presence and authority is so complete, perhaps so ubiquitous, that Ripley apparently has nowhere else to go even after her experiences aboard the Nostromo. Properly called Weyland-Yutani (their slogan: &#8220;Building Better Worlds&#8221;), the Company takes action through many guises: orders relayed through arcane computers, secret android minions, and smiling executives, to name a few. Thus the Company may be Zeus, maker of the breathable air on colony worlds; Zeus, who sent Newt to LV-426 to live and, in the shadow of Hades, to dwell among the dead; Zeus, brother to Hades and alike in appetites. After all, the Company is not so unlike the alien xenomorphs. In <em>Alien</em>, Ash described the alien: &#8220;A survivor. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.&#8221; The same is true of the Company.</p>
<p>The Company also has features in common with the alien pilot of the derelict spacecraft discovered on LV-426 in the Zeta 2 Reticula star system—lovingly called the &#8220;space jockey.&#8221; If we follow Ridley Scott&#8217;s premise, reported in director&#8217;s commentary, and see the derelict spacecraft as some kind of bio-weapons bomber meant to deliver xenomorph eggs to enemy worlds, then the Company has much in common with the space jockey. They both view Ash&#8217;s &#8220;perfect organism&#8221; as a potential weapon. And in that weaponry, the Company sees profit. Since the space jockey is an aged and mysterious creature, possibly from the distant past, its mythic role would seem to be analogous to that of a Titan. The Company, then, fits nicely as Zeus, the god who sought to wrest control of the world from his Titan father.</p>
<h2>Acheron and Outer Space</h2>
<div id="attachment_2876" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Acheron2.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2876" title="Acheron2" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Acheron2-300x167.png" alt="" width="300" height="167" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">LV-426 &quot;Acheron&quot; in the Zeta 2 Reticula System</p></div>
<p>The planet catalogued as LV-426, in the Zeta 2 Reticula star system, is also known as Acheron. On Ripley&#8217;s first visit, in <em>Alien</em>, the planet is an uninhabitable and chaotic nightmare of choking gases and barren rocks. Its only residents seem to be the dead space jockey and his lethal cargo. It is a place of ancient wonder and malice.</p>
<p>Some time after Ripley&#8217;s first visit to the planet, the Company comes and begins to transform the place with atmosphere processors. Takes decades. But it is within the power of Zeus, whose terrestrial realm is the sky as Poseidon&#8217;s is the sea and Hades&#8217; is the underworld.</p>
<p>Although the Company meddles with the planet&#8217;s sky, it cannot wholly undue the nature of the place. It is still home to a payload of alien eggs. It is still gloomy Acheron.</p>
<p>In Greek myths, Acheron is one of the five rivers of the underworld and sometimes also a name for Hades&#8217; own territory. Mythic notions of the underworld changed considerably over time, but the place was often understood to have several layers and regions separated by rivers like Acheron and Styx. Below Hades&#8217; realm was Tartarus, pit and prison of the Titans, for example.</p>
<p>The underworld of the future is similarly layered. The cosmos themselves—the cold void of space—are part of the film&#8217;s mythic underworld, like rivers through nothingness. Acheron represents a deeper, darker domain within that underworld.</p>
<p>Acheron the planet, then, can be seen as a dark counterpart to Earth, as another cosmic sphere. Not everything unfolds there as it does in Earthly myths. There, for example, Hades is not a king but a twisted shadow queen and a grim distortion of Demeter.</p>
<h2>The Aliens</h2>
<div id="attachment_2877" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Queen-of-Hades1.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2877" title="Queen-of-Hades1" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Queen-of-Hades1-300x165.png" alt="" width="300" height="165" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Queen of Hades</p></div>
<p>The xenomorphs of Aliens are bleak and horrifying monsters, borne of us, dwelling in the depths of Zeus&#8217; handiwork, the atmosphere processor. Each alien represents a dead colonist. Each alien is a mocking shade dwelling in Hades&#8217; realm, its humanity flayed away, shed like a husk, until only its animal instincts—to eat, to procreate (the dead)—remain.</p>
<p>The xenomorphs are alien monsters but they are also ghosts in service of Hades. They do not attack to feed themselves but to drag the living deeper into Acheron, to make more of their own kind. They deliver the living to their alien eggs, to multiply the dead.</p>
<p>When Ripley and her comrades speculate about the source of the alien eggs, Ripley asks, &#8220;So who&#8217;s laying these eggs?&#8221;</p>
<p>Bishop replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure. It must be something we haven&#8217;t seen yet.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hades means &#8220;the unseen one.&#8221;</p>
<p>The alien queen is Hades. She dwells in the dark depths of Acheron, beneath a mighty castle built by Zeus, amid the shades. Regal and terrible, she covets the living, seeing each living colonist body as fertile ground for the breeding of death. Her lair is a nest scattered with profane fruit grown from her own fertile sac: her eggs.</p>
<p>The queen&#8217;s eggs are the pomegranates of this Hades&#8217; underworld. As mockeries of the food of Earth, however, the fruit of the alien queen does not wait to be eaten. It attacks the living, prying open mouths with many-fingered facehuggers, and forces its seeds down victims&#8217; throats. The fruit of the queen gets eaten and then it eats you. Those who eat the pomegranates of Acheron linger in the underworld as shades and ghosts, transmogrified in death.</p>
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<h1>Part 2: The Two Persephones</h1>
<h2>Ripley&#8217;s First Descent</h2>
<div id="attachment_2878" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fake-Earth.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2878" title="Fake-Earth" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fake-Earth-300x166.png" alt="" width="300" height="166" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">An image of Demeter, powerless</p></div>
<p>Ripley&#8217;s mythic sequence begins while she sleeps in the void of space, between planets, between eras, over a lifetime—her daughter&#8217;s lifetime. Because this is the mythic Demeter cycle, it begins with loss and descent. Because this is a 20th-century vision of the future, and Ripley is confined to a space station on the verge between the underworld and Earth, it takes place in an artificial setting—a small orbiting garden, a virtual parkland, a video forest—hinting at Ripley&#8217;s nature and home but delivering only a semblance of it.</p>
<p>Dressed in the corporate uniform, Carter Burke, who seems to be Ripley&#8217;s caseworker for the Company, brings her word of her family&#8217;s fate. Ripley&#8217;s daughter, Amanda, died while Ripley was away.</p>
<p>Even though Amanda grew to adulthood, had a life of her own, and died on Earth, from Ripley&#8217;s perspective it feels as though Amanda has been taken from her. Or, more accurately, whether or not Amanda has been taken, Ripley has lost her. That loss is real. Unlike Demeter, Ripley has no one person to blame. She can blame the Company for her mission to Acheron but she cannot expect to seek out and find Amanda. She cannot get her back.</p>
<p>Note that Ripley never, in the text of the film, sets foot on Earth, where she might regain peace and power. Instead, Ripley descends into anger and despair, drudgery and tears. She argues with the Company, she takes on a job in the loading docks, she wakes up sweating from traumatic nightmares, but she never returns to Earth. She stays in orbit, smoking cigarettes in a tiny apartment on the edge of space, in the fringes of the underworld. She punishes herself.</p>
<p>When Burke comes to offer her an assignment for the Company, Ripley turns him down. She is still in the first stage of her mythic cycle: loss and descent.</p>
<p>When she finally hits bottom, she calls Burke, waking him up, and agrees to a voyage back through the underworld, to Acheron, a place of death. So begins the second stage of her cycle: the search.</p>
<p>Ripley may not know what exactly she&#8217;s searching for—peace, confidence, closure, battle—but as Demeter she intends to roam the land of the dead looking for what she lost: her daughter. Ripley&#8217;s search is short. After meeting the marines and exploring the aftermath of the alien attacks on the colony compound, Ripley makes a fateful discovery. She finds a daughter, Newt, who has lost her mother. Each plays the mythic role the other obviously needs. Ripley, the mother, has found a daughter to rescue from the underworld.</p>
<p>This relationship is a metaphorical shadow. Newt is not the ghost of Ripley&#8217;s daughter and Ripley is not really Newt&#8217;s mother. Rescuing Newt may help Ripley accept a return to Earth and fulfill her role as a mother but it cannot bring Amanda back from the dead.</p>
<p>Perhaps Ripley can ritually consecrate her adoption of Newt by enacting the Demeter myth again? Hades is happy to oblige.</p>
<h2>Ripley&#8217;s Second Descent</h2>
<div id="attachment_2879" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Descends2.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2879" title="Ripley-Descends2" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Descends2-300x165.png" alt="" width="300" height="165" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Demeter with a torch in each hand</p></div>
<p>Alien warriors, the soldiers of Hades, attack Ripley, Newt, and the surviving marines while Bishop is off summoning their flying mount. Newt is separated from Ripley in a fall and ends up in the lower reaches of the colony, in what may be a river of Hades. Ripley and Hicks rush to the rescue, torching their way toward Newt, but Hades&#8217; shades are quick. Newt is carried off to Hades&#8217; realm.</p>
<p>So Ripley begins her mythic sequence again, with a second loss and descent. This time, though, Ripley has a chance to take action and save her newfound daughter. (Not a big chance, because the atmosphere processor will soon detonate and lay a nuclear winter over a Nebraska-sized region of Acheron, but a chance.) With mortal Hicks incapacitated by an alien, Ripley must count on her mythic ally, Bishop, to help her in her quest.</p>
<p>According to the Homeric hymn to Demeter, the goddess searched &#8220;with flaming torches in her hands,&#8221; but Ripley brings a pulse rifle and a flamethrower, strapped together.</p>
<p>Ripley&#8217;s second descent takes her through lightning, smoke, and fire into Hades&#8217; realm beneath the atmosphere processor. She descends down an elevator shaft while a disembodied voice—a chorus, perhaps—warns her that time is running out, that doom is nigh. Then the elevator doors open… and Ripley begins her second search.</p>
<p>Ripley follows Newt&#8217;s beacon deeper in the underworld, where Newt has been bound and chained before a pomegranate of Acheron. Ripley&#8217;s search succeeds—but with a twist. She pulls her adopted daughter out of Hades&#8217; grip before she can eat (and be eaten by) the pomegranate seeds. This is a triumph denied to Demeter.</p>
<div id="attachment_2880" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Egg-Seed.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2880" title="Egg-Seed" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Egg-Seed-300x165.png" alt="" width="300" height="165" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A pomegranate of Acheron</p></div>
<p>Before Ripley and Newt can begin stage three of their cycle, however, they stumble into the monsters&#8217; lair, wherein dwells Demeter&#8217;s awful and grotesque counterpart, the Queen of Hades, imagined as a twisted materfamilias and a parody of Ripley&#8217;s motherhood. Here we see the first true demonstration of Ripley&#8217;s wrath, of the might granted to her when her divine power is restored: she puts the fields of Hades to flame.</p>
<p>Leaving the alien queen to die either amid her burning brood or in the colossal explosion coming from the atmosphere processor, Ripley and Newt enact the third stage of their mythic sequence and ascend back up the elevator shaft to a nigh-climactic rescue by winged Bishop in Hermes mode. The fleeing survivors take to the air and to orbit just as Hades&#8217; castle explodes below.</p>
<p>But, of course, that&#8217;s not the end.</p>
<h2>Ripley&#8217;s Ascent: The Mothers Battle</h2>
<p>After a quick celebratory beat in which Ripley praises Bishop as an ally, we are reminded that our ascent is not yet complete. Hades spears the magic-robot Hecate before tearing him apart. We&#8217;re not out of the underworld yet.</p>
<p>And so we get a final battle between the mothers—Ripley and the Queen—above Acheron, on a ship floating in the void. They battle for final possession of Newt, who was promised to Hades and, in Earthly myth, is meant to divide her year between Demeter and Hades. Out here in the starry, eldritch depths beyond Earth, where myth has been contorted already, the fight could go either way.</p>
<p>This does a few things: it gives us a final, breathless action beat to mimic and magnify the finale of the previous film (part of <em>Aliens&#8217;</em> duty as a sequel). It also demonstrates Ripley&#8217;s heightened power now that she has ritually enacted the Demeter myth to adopt Newt. Finally, it tells us that Ripley and Newt are not safe on this side of the Acheron—Hades can still reach them here. Demeter is not yet back to Earthly soil.</p>
<p>In this battle, Ripley uses a skill she learned in her grief, during her first descent, while working in the space station&#8217;s loading docks, to combat her nasty counterpart. Ripley wears her grief (you know, the power-loader) like armor, wields it like a hammer (and a torch), and takes on Hades in a hand-to-hand battle like warriors of old.</p>
<p>After a harrowing fight, Demeter is victorious and Hades is cast back out of the boat and into the underworld.</p>
<p>Ripley lays wounded Hicks and broken Bishop into their beds for stasis. Reunited as mother and daughter, Ripley and Newt put themselves into hypersleep for the long voyage back to Earth. Having confronted their monsters and broken the seasonal cycle that left Demeter heartsick on Earth, perhaps they can dream in peaceful sleep.</p>
<div id="attachment_2881" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Newt-Ending.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2881" title="Ripley-Newt-Ending" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ripley-Newt-Ending-300x164.png" alt="" width="300" height="164" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hypersleep</p></div>
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<p>Except. Ripley achieved one ascent after the rescue of Newt but she descended <em>twice.</em> Her descent and search for Newt occurred partway through the mythic sequence that was playing out when Ripley discovered Newt the first time. That first mythic sequence remains incomplete; there&#8217;s been only one ascent.</p>
<p>Ripley&#8217;s escape from the underworld is still incomplete. She has fled (and destroyed) the deeper lair of Hades but she is still not out of the larger underworld. The interstellar reaches between Acheron and Earth are still unsafe. Yet she must brave hypersleep and its risks again.</p>
<p>When last Ripley traveled from the underworld back toward Earth, she lost her daughter while she slept. What happens when Ripley ventures in sleep toward Earth this time?</p>
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<h1>Part 3: Labyrinthine Tartarus</h1>
<h2>Journey To Fury</h2>
<div id="attachment_2882" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-Fury161-max.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2882" title="a3-Fury161-max" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-Fury161-max-300x133.png" alt="" width="300" height="133" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Tartarus</p></div>
<p>Once again, Ripley goes to sleep and, once again, she loses a daughter. This time, however, the film is all descent and search—there&#8217;s no escape for Ripley.</p>
<p>It turns out that Ripley, rather than her daughter, has consumed a seed of the underworld and, thus, is impregnated with the daughter of Hades. Demeter thereby becomes host to a cycle of death and rebirth but, in this strange tale, it is no earthly life, no earthly cycle. Demeter&#8217;s loss and descent rattle the whole film, infusing it with madness, sorrow, and dread.</p>
<p>Grim twists to both plot and myth abound in <em>Alien 3</em>. The film twists the mythic Demeter cycle and juxtaposes it with a slew of strange and hellish allusions. Ripley told Newt it was safe to dream but Ripley awakens to a nightmare. This may be the risk of sleeping in the underworld. For Ripley, if she is not ever vigilant, if she ever rests, she loses her daughter.</p>
<p>This is not the mythic cycle of Demeter but it may be the mythic cycle of Ellen Ripley.</p>
<p>Since Ripley had not yet succeeded in her second ascent from the underworld that is interstellar space, she and Newt probably had little chance of reaching the peace and safety of Earth. When Ripley told Newt that it was safe to dream, she wasn&#8217;t altogether wrong. In hypersleep, Newt finds permanent refuge from the aliens and the Company. She transitions from sleep through water, through fire, to eternal rest. Ripley had successfully saved her from the Queen of Hades but not from the underworld.</p>
<p>Newt—like Hicks—is spared the sad and grisly purgatory of Fury 161, perhaps because they are innocent. Ripley, who has slain the Queen of Hades and yet carries her chthonic embryo, must be purged of sin—sin manifested by the alien presence, sin perhaps obtained by trying to defy her mythic role in previous film. At the same time, she must come to accept that she cannot have her old life back. She must accept loss, she must accept grief, she must accept that the evil that has been done to her cannot be undone. The old Ripley is gone but, sadly and powerfully, she can keep the evil from perpetuating by letting go of the mortal woman who was Ripley.</p>
<h2>Fire and Water</h2>
<div id="attachment_2883" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-Ripley-shore2.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2883" title="a3-Ripley-shore2" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-Ripley-shore2-300x132.png" alt="" width="300" height="132" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Demeter on the shore</p></div>
<p>The role of water and fire in Ripley&#8217;s arrival at Fury 161 is important. First, the <em>Sulaco</em> is compromised by a fire started when alien acid burns through the deck. Then, Newt drowns en route back to the land of the living. Ripley turns up on the oily shore of a dead planet.</p>
<p>(This may symbolize Demeter&#8217;s mythic union with Oceanus, the river that encircles the world, a watery body that is both river and ocean. Ripley&#8217;s entanglement with the ocean is not by choice and it leaves her skin dirty and crawling with bugs. The sea of Fury may also allude to Demeter&#8217;s rape by Poseidon during her search for Persephone (as told in some versions of the myth), an attack which left Demeter pregnant. Images of rape appear throughout <em>Alien 3</em>.)</p>
<div id="attachment_2884" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-funeral.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2884" title="a3-funeral" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-funeral-300x133.png" alt="" width="300" height="133" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Fires of Fury 161</p></div>
<p>Fire, in the previous two movies, has been a human tool, a weapon against the aliens. (Ripley even comments on it.) Here, even during the opening titles of <em>Alien 3</em>, beginning with a fire-like nebula licking down from above, the role of fire is immediately inverted. Fire cremates Newt&#8217;s and Hicks&#8217; bodies (and Amanda was reported cremated in <em>Aliens</em>), perhaps indicating that they are out of reach of the aliens now. Fire burns the prisoners who try to slay the alien running loose beneath the planet. Fire has turned against us here.</p>
<p>Water is not much safer here. Water claims Newt&#8217;s life. Yet, at the same time, it is ultimately the waters of this strange planet that slay the alien: a bath of molten, liquid lead and a rain of cold water.</p>
<p>Elemental forces are at play here—primordial forces. In the hellscape of Fury 161, it is the chaotic interaction of forces—human and alien, fire and water, hot and cold—that determine the fates of everyone trapped there.</p>
<h2>Twisted Planet</h2>
<p>A variety of mythic elements live in the text and subtext of <em>Alien 3</em>, scrambled and discombobulated, befitting the chaos and discord not only of this terrible place but also of Ripley&#8217;s distraught heart. Here Ripley suffers a new loss and descent, but it&#8217;s all jumbled and messy. She grieves, shedding her hair and donning dirty clothes. She attempts to turn to physical pleasures, like sex (the only human sex in the movies up to this point), which she undertakes with a mortal who exists between states, part prisoner and part caregiver. Instead of searching for her missing daughter, though, she carries an unwanted monstrous daughter and searches for the &#8220;dragon&#8221; loose on Fury.</p>
<p>Fury 161 is a prison with most of the prisoners gone. In a sense, it is plainly Tartarus—pit and prison to monsters and Titans, located some great distance beneath even Hades—but in a bleak future vision where most of the prisoners have been released. (Perhaps they were released in the same way that Zeus loosed monsters from Tartarus to battle the Titans.)</p>
<p>A planet called Fury also clearly summons up the Furies of Roman myth, known to the Greeks as Erinyes. They were vengeful creatures embodying bloody wrath. They were invoked to punish oath-breakers but they were also jailers and tormenters in Tartarus. In some accounts, they are adorned with serpents or have the bodies of dogs, aligning nicely with the roaming alien horror in the film. (Admittedly, this works better with the dog-monster in the theatrical edition of the film.)</p>
<p>Here in the mad pit of Tartarus, images and mythologies clash and collide. Demeter finds herself caught in a holy space that was not meant for her—an inversion of the festival of Thesmophoria, in which the women of the age commemorated the third of the year Demeter spent alone, without Persephone. Here Demeter is alone, surrounded by men ordained in a religion not her own, where sympathy seems a rarity.</p>
<p>For answers, Ripley must turn to an old ally, summoned up from death: Bishop. The android takes on another form in this film: the talkative dead. He is a shadow of himself, still both a person and a possession, still both a servant and an advisor, but he exists only in spirit, summoned to a broken body by technical rites Ripley performs from memory.</p>
<div id="attachment_2885" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-bishop-undead.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2885" title="a3-bishop-undead" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-bishop-undead-300x135.png" alt="" width="300" height="135" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Speaking with the dead</p></div>
<p>On Fury, the Company changes form, too. Instead of manifesting through agents of a distant Olympian power, the Company appears as a familiar face spouting lies, flanked by faceless soldiers. The Company, seen through the smoke and fiery air of Fury, becomes a smiling, lying devil chasing its greed. It only wants the alien.</p>
<h2>The Alien With A Thousand Faces</h2>
<p>A lion. A dragon. A beast. The alien loose on Fury 161 is many things. To the Company, it is both peril and profit. To the mad prisoner, Golic, it is a commanding dragon. To Ripley, it&#8217;s like a lion: &#8220;It sticks close to the zebras.&#8221; The alien itself changes form in this picture, modeling itself on an ox (or a dog, depending) rather than a human. In the mythic text of the film, it is a veritable shapeshifter, taking on multiple symbolic forms.</p>
<p>Livestock are sacred to Demeter. When borne of an ox, the alien represents fertility and power, a mockery of Demeter&#8217;s own purview and authority. The alien sacrifices a bull to summon forth itself as a monster borne of alien and bull: the minotaur of the labyrinth that is Fury 161.</p>
<p>(When borne of a dog, the alien may represent Cerberus, another agent of the underworld loose in Ripley&#8217;s life, birthed in that case by an animal representing domesticity and loyalty, symbolizing the destruction of both. Ripley is now untamed, without her biological or surrogate family, without company or comrades to trust.)</p>
<div id="attachment_2886" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-labyrinth.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2886" title="a3-labyrinth" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-labyrinth-300x132.png" alt="" width="300" height="132" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Labyrinth</p></div>
<p>Note that the alien, in this film, slays its prey rather than dragging it away to be a host for facehuggers, because this alien is wrathful, a Fury, where those in <em>Aliens</em> were lustful shades. In the human population of Fury 161 it finds a slew of criminals with victims to be avenged. (The superintendent dies despite not being a criminal but his aide, called Eighty-Five, is slain not by the beast but by the Company.) The alien does not target Ripley because she has been punished already (the alien might say blessed) by the presence of a forthcoming queen. Also, Ripley is not a convict with victims to be avenged, unlike the rest of the alien&#8217;s prey on this planet.</p>
<h2>Death and Dreams</h2>
<div id="attachment_2887" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-leadworks.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2887" title="a3-leadworks" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a3-leadworks-300x138.png" alt="" width="300" height="138" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">In the lead works of Fury 161</p></div>
<p>Ripley lingers on Fury, in grief, for a while, but ends up traveling through fire to the afterlife. With the dragon slain, Ripley surrenders her search in favor of a final pursuit after Newt and Amanda, through fire. This is her final, martyr-like ascent—which of course requires a fall in the twisted and backwards hellscape of Fury 161—that will permanently reunite her with her daughters in death. Thus Ripley breaks the mythic cycle of sleep and terror, of monsters and daughters, via her own death. She escapes the underworld through cleansing fire, destroying the alien daughter of Hades and Demeter in the process.</p>
<p>So ends Ripley&#8217;s nightmare. <em>Alien 3</em> employs a kind of strange, dream-like logic throughout, combining a macabre premise with gruesome imagery and heartbreak to show us what might well be Ripley&#8217;s worst-case scenario following the hopeful conclusion of <em>Aliens</em>. It&#8217;s a gutsy, bloody vision of Ripley&#8217;s fears, from the lurking egg to the alien attack to the fall through space. Another daughter dies. The alien monster behaves unlike the aliens in previous encounters. She triumphs over the aliens only in death. <em>Alien 3</em> is Ripley&#8217;s desolate winter—a downhearted, horrific hypersleep nightmare—telling us that no one, not the gods themselves, can travel the underworld without peril and fear.</p>
<p>Yet, despite the terror and dread, Ripley has made her mark on a vast, cold cosmos. She has defied her mythic role, transformed from mother to martyr, and despite the abyss of space, <em>we</em> have heard her scream.</p>
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		<title>What I Settled For</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 16:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was in grade school, I saw a speech therapist (or something like it) because I didn&#8217;t say settlers properly. We were putting on a grade-school pageant, or something, for the centennial anniversary of the origin of our town, or something, and I had to deliver a line about American settlers. I said it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was in grade school, I saw a speech therapist (or something like it) because I didn&#8217;t say <em>settlers</em> properly. We were putting on a grade-school pageant, or something, for the centennial anniversary of the origin of our town, or something, and I had to deliver a line about American settlers. I said it as <em>settle-ers</em>—ones who settle. Apparently I was supposed to say it as <em>set-lers</em>. (One who set?)</p>
<p>Settle. Settle. Settle.</p>
<p>Settlers. Settlers. Settlers.</p>
<p>The word has lost all meaning.</p>
<p>Then, decades later, while I&#8217;m watching Wil Wheaton&#8217;s YouTube sensation, <a title="TableTop on YouTube" href="http://youtu.be/o3WJTlDa7oo">TableTop (ep #2)</a>, I hear him say the word <em>settlers</em> (as in <em>Settlers of Catan</em>) and he says it&#8230; like I said it back then. Like I had to go to speech therapy to unlearn.</p>
<p>My dictionary, here, says <em>settle-er</em> is a fair pronunciation, too, it turns out. You can say it either way. So what the hell? When did &#8220;my&#8221; pronunciation get counted as speech legal and why didn&#8217;t you tell me? Was settle-ers correct back in the mid-1980s? Did I get singled out and taught that I don&#8217;t speak properly&#8230; for no reason? I carried that dread around for a long time, fearing that I&#8217;d get openly mocked by normal people for the way I said this word or that. (I still mispronounce <em>gnocchi</em> more than I&#8217;d like! What is wrong with me?!)</p>
<p>So, now, whenever I say that word—<em>settlers</em>—I expect I&#8217;ll be ending that sentence with a silent, mental <a title="The Origin of #icmf" href="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/?p=2425">#icmf.</a></p>
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		<title>The Animated Adventures of Indiana Jones</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 15:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some time ago, I dreamt that I was watching footage from an animated Indiana Jones episode that I had written. Indy, with a bazooka in hand, had accidentally blown a hole in the wall of some subterranean catacomb, revealing a hidden chamber beyond. I remember glimpses of huge jade statues and the alarmed cries of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some time ago, I dreamt that I was watching footage from an animated <em>Indiana Jones</em> episode that I had written. Indy, with a bazooka in hand, had accidentally blown a hole in the wall of some subterranean catacomb, revealing a hidden chamber beyond. I remember glimpses of huge jade statues and the alarmed cries of his treasure-hunting rivals, summoned by the sound of the blast. The chase was on! Indy had to get in there, solve a puzzle, maybe protect the jade statuary from his enemies, and generally survive yet another situation where he was in over his head.</p>
<p>Of course and alas, we have no <em>Indiana Jones</em> animated series to watch. Maybe it&#8217;s because the <em>Young Indiana Jones Chronicles</em> weren&#8217;t the hit some hoped for—though I loved that show when I was growing up—or maybe it&#8217;s because <em>literal</em> cartoon Nazis are problematic on a number of levels. I can respect that.</p>
<div id="attachment_2864" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://patrickschoenmaker.blogspot.com/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2864" title="Indy-Animated1" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Indy-Animated1-200x300.jpg" alt="Indy Animated" width="200" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Art by Patrick Schoenmaker.</p></div>
<p>Still, I think there&#8217;s room for Indiana Jones animated adventures. For one, we have his early career to think about, covering the period after he studies with Abner Ravenwood up until Temple of Doom—that gives us most of the 1920s and half the 1930s to work with. We also have most of the 1950s to explore, before Indy gets captured by Irina Spalko&#8217;s men in 1957. I could write a slew of adventures in either era (if you&#8217;re hiring).</p>
<p>This could be a handsome alternative look for Indiana Jones, not unlike the stylized <em>Clone Wars</em> series is for <em>Star Wars</em>. Check out <a title="Patrick Schoenmaker's Indiana Jones Tag" href="http://patrickschoenmaker.blogspot.com/search/label/Indiana%20Jones">these designs of Indiana Jones characters by Patrick Schoenmaker</a>, for example.</p>
<p>I think of how much I loved the <em>Batman</em> animated series growing up—short but meaty tales featuring a beloved character in great environments—and I pine for the kind of weekly yarns we could get with Dr. Jones&#8217; animated stunts, puzzles, and supernatural reveals. (The show&#8217;s niche could be the blending the historical encounters with colorful supernatural elements into something a little more rambunctious and arch than other Indiana Jones adventures.) Maybe the show even works like a classic cliffhanger, with 2–4 episodes linking together into larger storylines, punctuated by stand-alone adventures that hearken to the pre-title adventure sequences of Indy and Bond.</p>
<p>Anyway, if you find yourself setting out to create an Indiana Jones series, be it on TV, online, direct to DVD, or wherever, call me. I&#8217;ve got loads of adventure and episode ideas I&#8217;m not giving away here and I promise they don&#8217;t all involve bazookas.</p>
<p>(This is just one of my potential Indy pitches, of course—talk to me later about my great <em>Indiana Jones</em> feature pitch.)</p>
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		<title>Re: All Those Fucks I Give</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Originally wrote this on Tumblr, but I wanted you to see it, too.) When the writing’s going well, I can hardly give a fuck. I can hardly muster one half of one damn for my troubles. Problems with cars and broken bones can go fly. I’ve got an electrical charge, I’m a machine powered by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>(Originally wrote this <a title="the Word studio notebook on Tumblr" href="http://wordstudio.tumblr.com">on Tumblr</a>, but I wanted you to see it, too.)</em></p>
<p>When the writing’s going well, I can hardly give a fuck. I can hardly muster one half of one damn for my troubles. Problems with cars and broken bones can go fly. I’ve got an electrical charge, I’m a machine powered by the current, and everything either makes sense or it can go fuck off and who cares, because the writing is going well.</p>
<p>When the writing’s not going well, I give a lot of damns. Everything little thing seems larger than it really is and I give fucks about all the things. Instead of stringing words together, I manufacture damns and give them away freely to anyone who will take one. I might as well dress as a hot dog and give out coupons on the street, good for one free damn about anything at all, ‘cause they’re cheap, I’m making more of them all the time, and nobody cares. Because who takes or gives even a damn, even one good damn, about some feckless dude who hasn’t written shit today? Everything that sucks sucks worse because the writing’s not going well.</p>
<p>We can write or we can do other things, but sitting and hoping to write isn’t anything at all, so if we’re not writing let’s do other things, do them well, and not stockpile a bunch of useless fucks about it.</p>
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		<title>A Loaded Gun in the Mailbox</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This short piece was born as a ficlet at the site of the same name, now gone. I repost it here so it&#8217;ll have a home. In his mailbox there is a hand holding a gun. It’s severed, this hand, just on the elbow side of the wrist, and it has oozed a bit of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>This short piece was born as a ficlet at the site of the same name, now gone. I repost it here so it&#8217;ll have a home.</em></p>
<p>In his mailbox there is a hand holding a gun. It’s severed, this hand, just on the elbow side of the wrist, and it has oozed a bit of blood out into the box. The whole thing has gone sort of pale, which makes the revolver in its grip look blacker and shinier.</p>
<p>It’s snub-nosed, this revolver, with a fat cylinder in which he can see the little metal heads of bullets nestled in their shells. The gun is pointing out at him, as if this hand wanted his money.</p>
<p>He looks around him, up and down the street. He closes the mailbox door. He opens it again. There is a hand in there, holding a gun. He reaches towards it, squinting, wincing in preparation for the bang, then chickens out. He stands to one side of the mailbox and leans in front of it. He waves his hand past the barrel of the gun. Reaches into the box again, gives up again.</p>
<p>He goes inside, past his wife, who’s doing dishes, and gets the phone. He dials 911. She asks what’s wrong.</p>
<p>“There’s a hand holding a gun in our mailbox,” he says.</p>
<p>“Finally,” she says.</p>
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		<title>Knope We Can: Why I Dig Parks &amp; Recreation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like that Parks &#38; Recreation show rather a lot. It airs on one of my game nights, so I watch it via Hulu. It&#8217;s the first thing I watch  from NBC&#8217;s Thursday-night lineup these days. Instead of saving it for last, like a delicious dessert, I grab it first, like my favorite confection in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/parks-and-recreation"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2843" title="parksandrec" src="http://wordstudio.net/thegist/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/parksandrec-300x123.png" alt="Parks &amp; Recreation" width="300" height="123" /></a>I like that <em>Parks &amp; Recreation</em> show rather a lot. It airs on one of my game nights, so <a title="Parks &amp; Rec at Hulu" href="http://www.hulu.com/parks-and-recreation">I watch it via Hulu.</a> It&#8217;s the first thing I watch  from NBC&#8217;s Thursday-night lineup these days. Instead of saving it for last, like a delicious dessert, I grab it first, like my favorite confection in the box.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s something about <em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> (maybe not the thing, but a thing, for sure): It&#8217;s optimistic. It&#8217;s a show about government and bureaucracy and the challenges of getting things done in a complex world, even when that world is just a nebulously sized small city somewhere in Indiana, and it remains optimistic. It offers up challenges both petty and potent to the characters&#8217; wants and ambitions, but it stays optimistic along the way.</p>
<p>(Compare this to <em>The West Wing</em>, another show about American politics that was more optimistic than it maybe needed to be, at least for a while. I much appreciated <a title="Parks &amp; Rec and The West Wing" href="http://jaybushman.tumblr.com/post/21423313220/oh-parks-and-rec-you-know-just-where-to-hit-me"><em>Parks &amp; Rec</em>&#8216;s recent nod to <em>The West Wing</em>,</a> by the way.)</p>
<p><em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> remains fond of its characters and their relationships. It finds things for them to do without needing to constantly jeopardize their pairing, to embark on will-they/won&#8217;t-they stories all the time. We see successful and happy couples in addition to the keep-them-apart romantic sitcom travails that sometimes feel nigh obligatory.</p>
<p>Yes, <em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> has matched and mismatched couples on the show a lot over the years—Anne Perkins is especially unlucky in love on the show—but that feels like it&#8217;s an organic story, like the writing staff enjoys meddling with the chemistry of its characters, who are diverse and varied enough that just putting them in scenes together yields dramatic (thus, comedic) opportunities. <em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> has two great couples in its cast, neither of which was there at the beginning of the show and both of which feel like they&#8217;re unusual for sitcoms: First, April &amp; Andy, who did the will-they/won&#8217;t-they TV thing for a while before getting together and, then, suddenly married. Second, Leslie &amp; Ben, whose relationship developed believably out of difficult beginnings and found some romantic peril in having to hide their love from the bureaucracy that would not approve. Both couples have conflicts and emergent stories but we derive just as much comedic fun from their functional dynamic, not their dysfunction. I worry that these couples will unravel because they&#8217;re genuinely fun to watch as couples.</p>
<p>All of this works contrary to my theory of the Sitcom Spiral. What&#8217;s the Sitcom Spiral? It&#8217;s the downward spiral of growing cynicism and cartoonish mockery that sometimes occurs as a sitcom ages.</p>
<p>I grew up watching <em>Friends</em>, <em>Seinfeld</em>, and <em>Mad About You. </em>All three shows were hits. All three shows had overlapping universes (<em>Mad About You</em> crossed over with both <em>Friends</em> and <em>Seinfeld</em>). And all three shows grew more bitter and mean in their later years. <em>Mad About You</em>, for example, became so unhappy that late storylines were about the unkindness of its characters and the dissolution of love. The <em>Seinfeld</em> characters became so terrible over time that even the writers had to send them to jail in the end.</p>
<p>The Sitcom Spiral presumes that as we mock our own characters over time we come to think less of them. As we put them in season after season&#8217;s worth of wacky situations we come to regard them as fools. The jokes come at their expense, often without taking the time to build them back up for the next round of antics, so the characters become darker, more awful cartoons (in the case of the <em>Seinfeld</em> characters) or broader, more ridiculous caricatures of the characters we once knew (in the case of the <em>Friends</em> characters), all in the name of comedy (and sweeps).</p>
<p><em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> has certainly gone through changes—in its cast, in its scope, in its voice—and sometimes its characters are broad and cartoonish. Some of them started off that way. Yet still the show takes the time to remind us that they love and are loved, that they want things we can understand or appreciate, that they are all fools like <em>we</em> are all fools. The writers put Ben Wyatt into a Batman costume in a gag that is maybe too broad&#8230; and then they bring it back to Earth by having Ben fix the house wifi while wearing that Batman costume. It was terrestrial and understated even while its got a dude in a Batman costume for yucks.</p>
<p><em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> is still at risk at moving down the Sitcom Spiral, to be sure. The city of Pawnee (and its rich neighbors in Eagleton) is the most obviously threatened. Yet the show takes the time to build up Pawnee just like another character, to show us that Pawnee is flawed and absurd and sad and that it is hilarious that we love it anyway, but we love it anyway.</p>
<p>(That fear that a show may succumb to real-world problems like network interference or a premise threat that could reimagine the show for the worse? We sometimes call that &#8220;meta jeopardy&#8221;—the peril that the show is in and must overcome, almost like it was a character in its own show.)</p>
<p><em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> thrives on its characters, on its trust of the audience to know and get those characters, on its faith in the cast to combine all the bits and jokes into believable wholes. Then the show throws us little bits that subtly defy the broad strokes of those characters (Ben&#8217;s not a fan of Peter Jackson&#8217;s interpretation of <em>The Lord of the Rings</em>, Ron Swanson loves a scavenger hunt) or that reinforce those characters&#8217; key traits in charming ways (Ron Swanson orders <a title="All The Bacon And Eggs You Have" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DleceyAO34M">&#8220;all the bacon and eggs you have&#8221;</a> in an Indianapolis diner). The characters expand and grow more complex instead of growing more broad.</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s all on display in Amy Poehler&#8217;s stellar character of Leslie Knope, the Parks Department politico now campaigning for a seat on the Pawnee City Council. Through her the show has been about community, personal ambition, bureaucracy, politics, and more. Leslie Knope embodies the show&#8217;s sometimes-manic, sometimes-panicked personality, its ability to do right and wrong, its need to strive and its willingness to stop and appreciate the little things. Leslie&#8217;s the leader of the crew but her friends and neighbors, who have since become coworkers, are each optimistic in their way—even April, whose caustic nature acts as contrast, can appreciate animals for not being people (since people suck).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a subtle, tricky thing. It&#8217;s all about the execution of the material—the writing, the performances. I have trouble explaining it all with some magical, underlying principle that&#8217;ll reveal just how <em>Parks &amp; Rec</em> succeeds at being what it is. The closest I can come is to circle the words <em>optimism</em> and <em>craft</em> and celebrate the show&#8217;s love of both.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s hoping NBC renews it.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Father Bryce Meets An Alien</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 18:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>This short sketch originally appeared as a &#8220;ficlet&#8221; on a now-dead site whose successor is <a title="Ficly dot com" href="http://www.ficly.com">Ficly.com</a>. A ficlet is a character-limited morsel of fiction meant to spark sequels and prequels that might explode or extend out into larger works.</em></p>
<p>Outside the room where Father Bryce meets his first extraterrestrial are twenty marines with face masks and oily new guns. Politely, neither Father Bryce nor the space alien mentions this.</p>
<p>They’ve been talking about nothing for an hour when the alien finally gets through the ice. “So. The general said—”</p>
<p>“Yeah,” says Father Bryce. “I’m supposed to ask you a few questions.” His hand’s out in a may-I-please way.</p>
<p>“Sure, sure,” says the alien.</p>
<p>“Religion.”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>“We—Do you… have religion?”</p>
<p>“God.”</p>
<p>Father Bryce is still. “Yes.”</p>
<p>“Sure, we know God.”</p>
<p>“Really?”</p>
<p>The alien looks uncomfortable. “Yeah.”</p>
<p>“Great! So, how… do we make sense of the issue of… being made, you know,” Father Bryce sees the alien is smiling now, nodding encouragingly, “in His image.”</p>
<p>“I,” says the alien, smiling, “was going to ask you the same thing.”</p>
<p>“Really?” asks Father Bryce. He wants to laugh.</p>
<p>“Yeah!” They laugh. “I didn’t how to bring it up,” says the alien. They laugh.</p>
<p>Drying an eye, the alien says, “Oh, that’s funny.”</p>
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		<title>Break and Mend</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bones break. A simple misstep coming out of a favorite store and you can grind off a chunk of bone, turn part of your foot purple, and leave yourself limping for more than a month of weeks. In the aftermath you may find yourself riding the train in agony, surrounded by souls sealed tight with earbuds [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bones break.</p>
<p>A simple misstep coming out of a favorite store and you can grind off a chunk of bone, turn part of your foot purple, and leave yourself limping for more than a month of weeks. In the aftermath you may find yourself riding the train in agony, surrounded by souls sealed tight with earbuds and cell phones, unwilling—maybe afraid—to make eye contact, in case your suffering can be transmitted by eye contact; in case they&#8217;ll catch it. Pain strikes like lightning, invisible rods locking into place between pupils, volts charging into hearts armored against a city of pain. The train runs above the ground, below the ground.</p>
<p>On the ground, on the bus, the people are different. You thank away the helping hands and discover a neighbor you never knew who helps you up the street. You make it home.</p>
<p>The trip from here takes as long as it takes. Get into travel mode. Find your road Zen. You&#8217;re on your way. No way to rush, no corner to cut. Every minute&#8217;s a minute closer, creeping forward in agonizing increments, but always ever closer to whole again.</p>
<p>Bones mend.</p>
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		<title>A Post About What You&#8217;ll Read</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s talk about what people will read. I had this idea—this memory fused with some words—while I was trying to fall asleep last night. I was thinking back to the nighttime terror of cross-country drives, racing sleep to home. I thought there might be an Owl Creek Bridge kind of story in here, except an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s talk about what people will read. I had this idea—this memory fused with some words—while I was trying to fall asleep last night. I was thinking back to the nighttime terror of cross-country drives, racing sleep to home. I thought there might be an Owl Creek Bridge kind of story in here, except an &#8220;all a dream!&#8221; story is pretty rubbish, right? And in my version, it would be left sort of open, I bet—is our protagonist safe or not?</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t have time or a venue to write that whole thing out as a story right now, anyway. So I thought I might be able to write it as something more experiential and dreamlike. Maybe a poem. &#8220;Because people love to read poetry,&#8221; my brain said, and I couldn&#8217;t tell if it was being sarcastic with me or not.</p>
<p>Still, I could use a little warm-up exercise today, so I wrote it as a poem (currently untitled). Here it is. Afterward, you&#8217;ll see some prose and finally a blog-style post on the same subject.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s your assignment: compare them for me. What do you actually read? When do I lose you? Let me know?</p>
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<h3>&#8220;Untitled&#8221;</h3>
<p>Each blink is a minute long<br />
ended by a shock, eyes flashing<br />
open. The road, still there, the world,<br />
still there. The car hurtling, hypnotizing<br />
through Wisconsin fog so thick, so<br />
solid against the glass, like an underwater<br />
exhibit at the zoo, so white and devoid<br />
that you&#8217;re sure you have died.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re driving through hereafter, your sins<br />
breathing out through the exhaust pipe, your sins<br />
coming off the car like flakes of peeling paint<br />
as you cruise between the lines.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not death, it&#8217;s morning on the land,<br />
the Midwest&#8217;s breath all gathering at once on the chill<br />
air. Shake your head. Buy yourself a second<br />
to open your eyes too far and roll<br />
your shoulders to simulate life, activity<br />
and imitate the awake in hopes you catch it.<br />
The music&#8217;s far away, in the corners of the car,<br />
and the road glides by like sky beneath you.</p>
<p>Touch the car that touches<br />
the road that touches<br />
the earth, that&#8217;s real, and remember<br />
everything is solid. You can die.</p>
<p>When you&#8217;re home, you&#8217;re home in bed,<br />
lying on sleep&#8217;s beach, letting the tide<br />
rinse you, test you, coax you out. You think<br />
to the ceiling, &#8220;Did I make it home?&#8221; Or<br />
are you asleep at high speed, drifting<br />
across lanes, nothing slow-mo about it,<br />
changed at once into a wreck, backhanded<br />
off the way, over a ditch, into a farmscape?</p>
<h2>Some Prose</h2>
<p>Did you read the poem? For real? Here it is as prose:</p>
<p>Each blink is a minute long ended by a shock, eyes flashing open. The road, still there. The world, still there. The car hurtling, hypnotizing, through Wisconsin fog so thick, so solid against the glass, like an underwater exhibit at the zoo, so white and devoid that you&#8217;re sure you have died.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re driving through hereafter, your sins breathing out through the exhaust pipe, your sins coming off the car like flakes of peeling paint as you cruise between the lines.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not death. It&#8217;s morning on the land, the Midwest&#8217;s breath all gathering at once on the chill air. Shake your head. Buy yourself a second to open your eyes too far and roll your shoulders to simulate life and activity and imitate the awake in hopes you catch it. The music&#8217;s far away, in the corners of the car, and the road glides by like sky beneath you.</p>
<p>Touch the car that touches the road that touches the earth that&#8217;s real and remember everything is solid. You can die.</p>
<p>When you&#8217;re home, you&#8217;re home in bed, lying on sleep&#8217;s beach, letting the tide rinse you, test you, coax you out. You think to the ceiling, &#8220;Did I make it home?&#8221; Or are you asleep at high speed, drifting across lanes, nothing slow-mo about it, changed at once into a wreck, backhanded off the way, over a ditch, into a farmscape?</p>
<h2>A Post</h2>
<p>Did you read all that? For real? Here&#8217;s a blog-style post about the same thing:</p>
<p>That moment where you&#8217;re tired behind the wheel, trying to stay awake, and then you get home and get into bed and you have that hypnosis from being on the road, still, and you&#8217;re not sure that you&#8217;re <em>not</em> asleep on the road, moments away from a wreck that won&#8217;t be slow-mo at all, that&#8217;ll transform the car into a wreck, and you into a corpse, all at once, right away, backhanding you off the road and sending you tumbling over a ditch and across some Midwestern farmscape.</p>
<p>Are you falling asleep in your bed or are you cruising asleep in a mess of wadded metal, going straight off a curve of the road, and face-planting into a lethal tree at some stupid speed?</p>
<p>This is why I don&#8217;t drive tired anymore.</p>
<h2>So?</h2>
<p>How much of that did you actually read? What does it gain or lose in the different forms, do you think? I&#8217;d love to hear from you.</p>
<p><strong>Music:</strong> (Pieces from&#8230;) Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, <em>The Social Network</em>, and Daft Punk, <em>Tron: Legacy</em></p>
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		<title>The Flying Lie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 15:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>This little doodad was first published at a now-gone site as a Ficlet—a bit of flash fiction measured by its character count and a wonderful community that lives now at <a title="Ficly dot com" href="http://www.ficly.com">Ficly</a>. I just found this one in my drafts folder, along with a few others, and offer it here because. </em></p>
<p>“You know why flying cars sell so great?”</p>
<p>“Why is that?”</p>
<p>“I’ll tell you,” he says with that used-car-salesman tone that implies the word <em>if</em> is on its way. “But,” dammit, “you can’t tell Hodge I told you.”</p>
<p>“Okay.” No point in telling him Hodge was dragged to death behind a very-much-earthbound car yesterday.</p>
<p>“Okay. Here it is: flying cars are easy sells because nothing ever goes wrong with them. Absolutely no practical downside to owning one of them.” He smiles, all upper teeth. “Dream come true.”</p>
<p>“Except. For the, you know,” I let it hang there for a second, but he doesn’t see it, “fact it’s not true.” He squinted, shrugged, went for his coffee. “The part where they don’t exist,” I said.</p>
<p>He slurped off the top of his mug. Under the table, I push the recorder closer to him. “Well, like it says on the brochure, we sold a dream. An experience.”</p>
<p>“No,” I correct him, finger pointing up between us, “you told them they could take these cars home.”</p>
<p>“And McDonald’s tells people that a clown loves them.”</p>
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